wrestling with the sheeps

wednesday's prac class, wrestling with the sheeps! (sheep handling session)

results:
matthew : 10 points
sheepS: 249.03 points

sheeps are cute, they dun kick like alpacas, dun shit like cows and dun bite like horses.... but they can RUN, too good at running.

from that prac, we learnt how to catch a sheep, how to bring them down their bum with legs up, and how to tie them up so they won't run away. catching a sheep was easy, when u can catch any sheep from a flock, just go from its back, "kiap" its body between your legs, and hold the neck, then they bassically follow where u want them to go.

tying them down is also not hard, but have to learn all the diff ways of tying nods! damn sounds like a boy scouts work! the hard thing is, bending down to reach to their legs while tying them down. and when u r not fimiliar with your nods, u basically just bend until u broke back.

and then the worse part...... (there are always catches to my blogs), taking blood sample (again...). it seems that most of the asians in the prac always have problem taking blood sample, last time it was the cow and now it was the sheep!! sheep are actually harder than cows i think, coz they got thick wool!! and its hard to see where the vein is.........
so one of the prac helper suggest that we get a shean (watever the spelling is, it means botak) sheep, so it is easier to poke the neddle in. but one problem, there are only 3 shean sheeps in the whole pack.... and like i say, cathcin any sheep in a pack is easy, but catching a certain sheep in a pack is hellish!!!
we do it in pair, so one partner hold the sheep and another take the blood sample. so i was suppose to catch the sheep while my partner take blood sample.... and by the time i caught the shean sheep, i was already panting and exhausted like nobody's bussiness, my poor partner have to wait so long lol

finding where the location of the vein is also not a easy job..... squatted down for like 30 minutes, before i was not even sure where vein is and just ting tong tiang poke in the neddle. first neddle fail no blood come out, i was thinking to myself "oh crap, here we go again".... but THANK GOD, 2nd neddle got BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD come out.... i was so overwhelmed at the moment........ and when i stood up, i felt light headedness....... squatted to long, low blood pressure on my brain........

so i got the sheep, tied it, caught it, fliped it over, took blood sample, shave its nail, clean its hoof, and i deserve a 10 point

and the sheep, fliped me, made me broke back, light headedness, damn heavy to flip, run here and there, got shit on its body, panting, exhausted, muscle pain, shit all over my hands, too wooly to find vein etc etc, deserves a 249.3 points

you're a champion, sheeps~

小插曲 - interlude 7

5th of september,

blythe
she came to life and started singing.
"i love you my dear,
i want to look for you
although i duno where i am.
however i know u shall come looking for me,
because u know how i feel.
i love you my dear,
i am the one for you"

it was live through national tv, and even braodcasted to other countries
the whole world was listening to her

a choice is made, and i shall move one with my life

the past doesn't matter, and i shall move on with my life

the present is now and the future is here, and i shall move on with my life

my eyes are shut, my senses numb and i shall move on with my life

i'm sometimes stucked and sometimes stopped

but i shall move on with my life

i don't feel terrible. i just feel numb

for everything i have done, for every step i have taken, for every emotion felt
i am only living my life
you should too

SPECIALLY FOR YOU DANIEL LEE!!

this blog is dediacted for daniel lee wei zhi (aka nyamku aka nyamuk pondan)
other ppl can just skip to the next post pls
























dan.... ADMIT THAT U SO WANNA TRANSFER TO MURDOCH......
and i know u envy me, ur chikoness lives forever
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CHOSE YOUR WORDS WISELY when leaving a comment, these girls can be fiesty LOL

psp attraction

this is my housemate's psp. he has this dj game which i am totally crazy about for the past few weeks! i cannot explain this dreadful passion towards this game. it's just notes passing through a bar, and u need to press the correct button as each notes passes through the bar, at the right time..... very fun right???



"DJ MAX" game for psp

but its not about the notes or the bar, its about the STATISFACTION!! when u get like 500++ combos in the game, u shall understand..... the consequtive hitting-the-right-button reflex is just overwhelmingly statisfying

~~~ "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my, STATISFACTION" ~~~




the notes are the round thing, and the yellow line is the bar
ps. break coz i was taking the photo and the game was running

another thing is that the music. every song is gooood listen, so good too good kenot good anymore. they have the nostalgic effect which brings you out of this world. and the graphic is supeeer cool lor!!




chose a song



mtv of blythe



a bit blur lar the pic, but the real one very cool

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my favourite song to play!! wakaka

so it all adds up:
good music + good graphics + good statisfaction = good fun

my all time favorite joke (lame)

JOKE 1:

in malaysia, there is this illegal 4D company. to be able to buy the 4D number that u want, u have to find the representative of this 4D company to do it.
so guy A is a representative for the company, and guy B wants to buy 4D number. but guy B couldn't decide wat 4numbers to buy, so guy A told him that guyA's mother is buying the number 1658. so as guy B was still deciding which number to buy, guy A got impatient:

guyA:
oi! 你要买什么字啊???
(oi!wat number do u wanna buy??)

guy B think for a while, then decided and said:
我要跟你老母的字买
(meant: i wanna buy your mother's number)
(sounded in chinese: i wanna fuXX your mother's cibaX)

guyA:
..................................................................

JOKE 2:

(in cantonese)
waiter: 你要食什么粥？

costumer: 你有什么好食的粥？

waiter: 皮蛋粥，瘦肉粥，元宝蜡烛

costumer: ........................

JOKE 3:
tausa bun, and bbq pork bun are male buns. lotus bun is a female bun

tausa and bbq pork bun like lotus bun, however lotus bun only like bbq pork bun. because of this tausa bun got so angry and dump bbq pork bun into the river, and KILLED bbq pork bun.

wakakakakakakakakakak i always laugh at this, bbq pork bun was dumped into the river, killed!!! KILLED!!!...... ahem..

joke4:
ah beng and ah lian are couples. however one day, ah beng decided to go to UK to studies, he wants to study his degree, master, phd, and watsoever for 10 years. so b4 he left, he bought a pair of ring for ah lian and himself. and he told ah lian, 10yrs later, when i come back and still see u wearing this ring, then i will take you as my wife. ah lian agreed.

so ah beng left, and time passes fast. 10 yrs later, ah beng came back, called ah lian to meet at this park.

so they came to this park, they see each other, both still with their ring on. but they didn't wanted to go up to each other and talk. they just kept walking in rounds and ignoring each other. at last ah lian kenot take it anymore, she got so fed up, she took the ring out her finger, and threw it into the river and walked away.......

ah beng didn't felt any sad, infact he was a bit happy. after 10 yrs, his taste has change from a ah lien to a jessica alba. so he bassically was just happy tat ah lien had left.

well since ah beng was in the park, he dicided to go fishing by the river... and as he was fishing, suddenly, he got something, he can feel the weight on his fishing line. to his excite, he pulled the rod out, and to his surprise... do u know wat he got? a fish?? ah liens ring???? a boot????
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no it was the bbq pork bun (from joke 3)



i hope it lames up your day........

its raining COW SHIT!! HALLELUJAH!

for last thursday "animal and society" lab, one of the activities was to collect blood sample from a cow. blood sampling hm... should not be a hard task, first u put the cow into the crush, tie the head, apply some alcohol, then jam the 1.5inch needle into the cow's jagular vein, then suck the blood, pull it out, and wala done!

but things are not as smooth sailing for me and my partner.....

1st cow:
she was a good lovely gentle one, stood there patiently for us. BUT, to0 fat.... kenot find the jagular vein.... been poking the needles for like 10++ times, still kenot find the vein......... ok so move on to other skinnier cows...

2nd cow:
BAAD COW, too agressive, ran away..... case close

3rd cow:
EVEN BAAAD COW! even more agressive. apparently, she shit-ed while she was standing there during the prac. and when it was our turn to come to her and tied her up, she went crazy.... started struggling, fell on its side, and started kicking...... so ok, now she wants to act like a 3 yo kid who can't get her dad to buy her favourite moo-moo candy, kicking like mad on the floor.

AND THEN....... it felt like it was raining, u can feel water droping from the nose, i can feel liquid running down my face, my nose, my overalls........
it actually took me a fair 5 seconds, to notice that it is NOT RAIN, IT'S SHIT!!! OMG THE COW IS KICKNG HER OWN SHIT, IT'S FLYING EVERYWHERE, IT'S RAINING COOOOW SHHHIIIIIIIIIIT HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!

ok settle down settle down...... kenot do anything, so have to let her go and move on to the next cow....

4th cow:
GOOOOOOOD COW. finally, one that is too fat, one that is not too coward to run away, and one that is not too shitty to spray shit..... she is goooooooood, got our blood sample, with an easy push pinch and pull out..... waaaaalaaaaaaa....... as easy as that.

its not hard at all to get blood sample from a cow, REALLY

VFE 2 - dairy farm

this would be my 2nd week of farm work during the holidays. destination - dairy farm.... yeap COW MILKING!!! the dairy farm is in busselton, about 3 hours drive from perth.














MOOOOO~~~

it is no big deal really, at least i dun use my hand to squeeze coq teats, the machine does all the work!

every morning, wake up at 6am, get down to the dairy and let the cows in from the nearby paddock.... it was feaking COLD!! winter mornings are the worse, so cold that there is frost on the grass!!!
and yeah, while letting the cows in, u have to pass through cow shit..... about 1 feet thick cow shit, u step in and it takes u greater effort to pull ur feet out!! but thank god for gum boots (pua chu kang boots), if not my pants will be gone burried under shit....
















the dairy
















as u can see in the pic above, we move the cow to both side of the corridor, then in the middle, is where all the milking occurs.
















thats the machine cup sucking out the milk from the cow. so every morning that's what we do -- fixing the machine on the cow. it does looks a bit tight and painful, but the cows dun give a shit... they are too busy eating pallets!





















that's where all the milk will pass by before being stored in the bigger tank.

then after milking them, have to put them back into their paddocks. the farmer move them from paddocks to paddocks everday, so sometimes, we need to cross the roads to get to another paddock.















cows crosssing raod

well i was there for one week, from satruday to friday, and they dun work on friday, so i went to busselton town to look see look see. i visited the busselton jeti, which is a must to go when u are in busselton. the jeti is about 2km long, and i actually walked to the end, and walked back again. almost took me an hour. but it was great!! the sea is so clear, and the weather was nice, and u can see lots of ppl fishing!
















starting of the jeti



half way through



still half way.....


f
ishing people fishing fish (STILL half way)



aaaahhhhh finally.... the end!

a few updates

hello all!

ok uni just started, but damn busy right now. have to hand in my alpaca farm report this friday, and then have to do work for my group project. sigh.... the life of uni, but somehow it is better than at home doing nothing during the holidays

well i went to my 2nd VFE, which is a dairy fam, yeap this time really i did cow milking, will upload some pics and talk about my expirience later la, now very busy lol

about interludes

我朋友对我说：

"你的小插曲都写得很悲哦。再说你为人有些方面真的很悲。
什么事都非常在乎人家对你的看法，为什么要想那么多？
敢做敢爱一些好不好？？？？”

真的，想起来他那句话说得一针见血。我也没什么好说的，只好默默承认。
是什么时候开始的？
以前我脸皮还蛮厚的，现在却真的很介意人家怎么去想我，怎么去看我，怎么去批评我。
不知不觉我性格成了好害羞。

真的，我还没真真发挥我陈锦源的所有性格
有些时候， 我还是背叛了自己的意愿
有些时候，我还是 chicken out

真的, 是时候恢复我了
那个不顾一切, 永往直冲，豁出去 的我
是时候从拾信心

farm week 1

well as u guys know, i went to work at the ALPACA farm for one week, so this is all about the experiences

first day:
woke up at 6.30, atrted driving at 7am, reach there at 8am..... bladdy long one hour drive.
so reach there meet up with the farmer, her name was deborah. she's a very powerful lady, at age 53, she is running the whole farm alone!!! well its not a really bigt farm only 20ha (or ac i forgot liao) so yeah she showed us how to made the alpaca's breakfast.
basically the breakfast includes 2 kinds of hay, 3 kinds of oats, 3 kinds of liquid suppliment, and 4 kinds of other supplements. so mixed it all up and feed all the alpacas.
well i was really amazed at how the lapaca "talk", its like a light curious "hm~" which is soooooooo cute lol.
and it is surprising that the 100 alpacas in her farm all has names!! fancy name... from mayako, to miss divine, isis, cassiopeia, aurora, atikai, sexon, enya, and even shakespear
so yeah first day was baaaaaaaaad, it rained. and we (me and my other classmate) have to work in the rain, fucking cold lor. we spent most of the time indoor, asking her questions for our reports. then about 4.30pm, time to feed them dinner, which is buckets of hay!! well they definately enjoyed it.
so drove home at 5pm, and man it was scary!!!! the country road was so foggy, it felt like i'm in silent hill or so (coz i just watched silent hill trailer the day b4). i can't even see 10m ahead of me, so have to drive slowly lor. got home safely at about 6pm..... another fucking hour drive.

2nd day:
same old thing wake up, drive there. the view in the farm this morning is amazing. it was a cold night b4, and some of the fences and paddicks are actually forzen (not like ice forzen, but maybe a bit on the surface). then as the sun shines, u can see fogs coming out from the fences and paddicks like they are melting!
did the same thing, feed them breakfast, and yeah the farmer let me fed one Squick, who is an alpaca orphan, he lost his mum, so we have to fed him milk ourself. so yeah basically we filled a bottle with de-lact milk, and then put a rubber teat ontop of it for squick to suckle

Squick!!!

then we clean up one of the paddick, then had lunch. after lunch we had 2 hours break, so i went for a walk in the farm. the weather was nice, not sunny, just cloudy and everything just looks so peaceful, the alpacas were busily grazing. and squick kept coming to me, i think he wants more milk lol. feed them dinner, then drove home at about 5pm++
shit was so feaking tired then, nearly fell asleep while driving!! coz the road is alll straight, it only takes two turning from my house to the farm =.= have to slap myself to make me awake

3rd day:
today is where all the actions are!! we mix a female and a male alpaca in a barn, and see them have sex (mate). well according to the farmer, they have to seperate the males and the females, coz the males are horny bastard, and they dun have any mating seasons, so they can go on a mating frenzy!! so they only mix them together when the farmer feel like mating them. so watched two pairs mating for an hour =.=
then afternoon we were cleaning another paddick, picking up poooo..... and i hurt my back while trying to lift a troley full of shit.... i didn't know it was TAT heavy

4th day:
today we plow one of the paddick, dig them up, planted seed, applied ferteliser and cover them up again..... according to the farmer, its to grow grass so that the alpaca can graze on them next season.
then afternoon we gave the younger alpaca boys some vacine and multivitamin injection

5th day:
MORE MATING! mated 5 pairs i think, and u'll be surprised.... we used 5 females but only 3 males..... yeap they can have a quick fXXX, ejaculate and then immideatly go for another one with another female.... this part will be explained more in other post lol
oh yeah forgot to tell u guys, coz they onl shear the alpacas during august -october, so right now all the alpacas are thick and fluffy. the females's tails are also thick and fluffy, so its quit hard for the male to sometimes "get into" the female. so the farmer have to use her hands to guide the penis into the virgina............ YUCK!!!!
then had lunch, prepare some extra food for the alpacas, and the farmer let us go early!!! which is good coz i was dying from not enuf sleep then.....


so there you have it, my 5 days of farm prac 1. which i sept at 11 everynight and woke up at 6.30am every morning, and then drove two hours everyday there and back again..... so tired of driving!!!



some alpaca babies



alpaca



everyone waiting for breakfast



fuffy head

dream a dream

have u ever had a dream that u thought it was real?


there i was in this highway, with desert at both sides
and there were cars driving by, while i stand confusely by the raod
everything was blur, i remember somebody wispering....
something like "hey hey u will understand"
but what was it i will understand?
i don't even know what was it that i dun understand

i was afraid, i remember.
not able to take any steps forward, i just stood there

i dun remember the faces of the passengers in the cars
they weren't driving fast, but i couldn't see who they were
but i particularly remembered there was a girl, in this car
she had her red ballon floating outside the window,
and as the car pass by me, she let go of the ballon,
it flew towards me, but i was reluctant to move and grabbed it
and so it flew up sky high...

and then, a car stopped by,
the driver was an old man, i can't remember his face
but i did remember his passenger - an old lady
the old lady walked out.
she looked fimiliar, dresssing like my grandma
she wispered something, i forgotten what it was,
but it was something like do u have my red ballon?
i said no, and she seem a bit sad, and told me this
"then i'm afraid i have to say goodbye"
she then moved into the car slowly, a bit angry but mostly sad
then the driver drove his car away
and i was left alone again.

as she leaves,
i started to choke, gasping for air.
it was a fimiliar feeling,
it was the feeling of crying...
but my eyes were dry, i just sat by the road,
trying harder to breath, while i suffer an extreme unexplainable sadness

which then i understood.... (and i didn't know how)
the old lady was, undeniable my grandmother....


i opened my eyes then, i was back to reality... but is this reality?
the dream felt so real, that the moment i opened my eyes,
i thought i was dreaming of myself in my room, sleeping on my bed......

小插曲 - interlude 6

7月5日，天晴，累了。


失去的，才是最唯美的。
请你不要害怕，因为一切都会很完美。
你所寻找的天体，
会划破天空观测你。


我们都是幸运的孩子，
从来不会哭。
也因此从没见过小丑。
不过海阔天空，有什么是不能的？
现在，已经是过去的，
因为我们不断向前奔跑，
从来没有所谓的现在，
也因此只有未来。


-天体观测

birthday sesaon

everyone is having their b'day lately, including me lol

yeah well my b'day was good, went out for dinner, then came home for the cake serene baked.
















then there was novack's b'day where he discovered the cake while we were preparing it, and we have to ask him to go back to his room and wait for us to knock the door and act surprise him, he did lol



(ps. look how surprise he is!! lol)


then again there was clare's b'day which is today!!!! it was a blast, we threw her a big party, everyone was hiding in her house, and there were even bbq and lots of beer. well i thinked she didn't expect it, coz she was already in her pyjamas then lol



(isn't she cute???)

so hey, happy birthday to all!! its not the about parties or suprises, its about the group of friends that appreciates you and come together to celebrate with you!!

some random pics

some random pics from perth












my PBL group project of the horse limb

















my anatomy PBL partner

















point walters (note: sea water slong both side of the beach)

















our beloved lab dissection specimen(2005) -- Melisa


















dota session at home lol

















milo and sushi, two veeeery maanja dog lol (note: non anatomy specimen)

















sailormoon the loop ear rabbit (note: non anatomy specimen)

















ALPACA!!! aren't they adorable???

















Esmee, Nicole, me, Jeff
Keanu
and behind is our vet schooool!
















erm................ (speechless)
















ERMMM............ (the picture says it all)

world cup

australian won againts japan yesterday, and i can say the non-australian in australia (including me) very beh song lol

i didn't really watch the match, just went out last 10 minutes of the match to join my housemates watching.... and damn, for the 10 minutes there, i saw australian shot in 3 goals, i was like WTF???

and imeadiately, everyone's msn nick name has change to comment on the match. and it seems most of my classmates and friends also thinks its lame and stupid for the aussie to goal..... coz we all still support JAPAN, although half of us dun watch football.

so for the next few days (or even week) we will have to bear with the blabbing and boosting of the news, tv, newspaper, radio and every australians' mouth about their glorious 10 minutes moment.....

everyone thought the ninja would killed the kangaroo, but surprisingly the kangaroos kick the ninja's asses..... i can't wait to see the brazilian have a taste of some kangaroo meat......

小插曲 - interlude 5

6月12日，星期一，激烈一天


徘徊在漩涡中，
寻找人群遗忘的地铁。
乘搭在地铁时不停地往后望，
好像很不舍的过去的一切，
却又恨不得快些抵达终点。
我就如此，沉迷在眩惑中。


我们都沉迷在无尽无头的漩涡中

the smell of death

this blog is mainly bitching about anatomy (again), so u can skip if you are not interested.....

ok firstly, i spend 7 hours in the uni musuem today just feaking looking at all the x rays
exam is on monday, and it feels like i'm going to die on monday. u can feel death slowly creeping near, it sends chill down your spines, and make u sleepless for nights, then when u think u had everything under control it turns out NOT. there are always twists and turns in every yrs paper, it always makes u helpless and hopeless in the examination hall.....

what's worse is the prac exam. rotating from stations to stations every 2 minutes can give u enuf stress.... and when the person opposite you who shares the same station is more distractive then the dead or chopped specimen on the table, u know that for that station U R GONE! well why mind about other ppl's bussiness??? coz they are distractive... as simple as that......

does anyone thinks that i should spend my time studying anatomy rather than bitching about it?

the truth is, if i dun bitch, i'm going to be even dead.... b4 the exam.....

ANATOMY MAKES LIFE MISSERABLE!!!

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i'm so sick of ken richardson's notes i feel like burning my books......

spot the difference

before......















after..........














present........















i'll pay you a million $ if you can spot the difference........