Saturday, July 08, 2006

farm week 1

well as u guys know, i went to work at the ALPACA farm for one week, so this is all about the experiences

first day:
woke up at 6.30, atrted driving at 7am, reach there at 8am..... bladdy long one hour drive.
so reach there meet up with the farmer, her name was deborah. she's a very powerful lady, at age 53, she is running the whole farm alone!!! well its not a really bigt farm only 20ha (or ac i forgot liao) so yeah she showed us how to made the alpaca's breakfast.
basically the breakfast includes 2 kinds of hay, 3 kinds of oats, 3 kinds of liquid suppliment, and 4 kinds of other supplements. so mixed it all up and feed all the alpacas.
well i was really amazed at how the lapaca "talk", its like a light curious "hm~" which is soooooooo cute lol.
and it is surprising that the 100 alpacas in her farm all has names!! fancy name... from mayako, to miss divine, isis, cassiopeia, aurora, atikai, sexon, enya, and even shakespear
so yeah first day was baaaaaaaaad, it rained. and we (me and my other classmate) have to work in the rain, fucking cold lor. we spent most of the time indoor, asking her questions for our reports. then about 4.30pm, time to feed them dinner, which is buckets of hay!! well they definately enjoyed it.
so drove home at 5pm, and man it was scary!!!! the country road was so foggy, it felt like i'm in silent hill or so (coz i just watched silent hill trailer the day b4). i can't even see 10m ahead of me, so have to drive slowly lor. got home safely at about 6pm..... another fucking hour drive.

2nd day:

same old thing wake up, drive there. the view in the farm this morning is amazing. it was a cold night b4, and some of the fences and paddicks are actually forzen (not like ice forzen, but maybe a bit on the surface). then as the sun shines, u can see fogs coming out from the fences and paddicks like they are melting!
did the same thing, feed them breakfast, and yeah the farmer let me fed one Squick, who is an alpaca orphan, he lost his mum, so we have to fed him milk ourself. so yeah basically we filled a bottle with de-lact milk, and then put a rubber teat ontop of it for squick to suckle

Squick!!!

then we clean up one of the paddick, then had lunch. after lunch we had 2 hours break, so i went for a walk in the farm. the weather was nice, not sunny, just cloudy and everything just looks so peaceful, the alpacas were busily grazing. and squick kept coming to me, i think he wants more milk lol. feed them dinner, then drove home at about 5pm++
shit was so feaking tired then, nearly fell asleep while driving!! coz the road is alll straight, it only takes two turning from my house to the farm =.= have to slap myself to make me awake

3rd day:
today is where all the actions are!! we mix a female and a male alpaca in a barn, and see them have sex (mate). well according to the farmer, they have to seperate the males and the females, coz the males are horny bastard, and they dun have any mating seasons, so they can go on a mating frenzy!! so they only mix them together when the farmer feel like mating them. so watched two pairs mating for an hour =.=
then afternoon we were cleaning another paddick, picking up poooo..... and i hurt my back while trying to lift a troley full of shit.... i didn't know it was TAT heavy

4th day:
today we plow one of the paddick, dig them up, planted seed, applied ferteliser and cover them up again..... according to the farmer, its to grow grass so that the alpaca can graze on them next season.
then afternoon we gave the younger alpaca boys some vacine and multivitamin injection

5th day
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MORE MATING! mated 5 pairs i think, and u'll be surprised.... we used 5 females but only 3 males..... yeap they can have a quick fXXX, ejaculate and then immideatly go for another one with another female.... this part will be explained more in other post lol
oh yeah forgot to tell u guys, coz they onl shear the alpacas during august -october, so right now all the alpacas are thick and fluffy. the females's tails are also thick and fluffy, so its quit hard for the male to sometimes "get into" the female. so the farmer have to use her hands to guide the penis into the virgina............ YUCK!!!!
then had lunch, prepare some extra food for the alpacas, and the farmer let us go early!!! which is good coz i was dying from not enuf sleep then.....


so there you have it, my 5 days of farm prac 1. which i sept at 11 everynight and woke up at 6.30am every morning, and then drove two hours everyday there and back again..... so tired of driving!!!



some alpaca babies



alpaca



everyone waiting for breakfast



fuffy head

4 comments:

Dia said...

hahaha live alpaca porn!!!
seems like u are having a great time!!
btw, they are damn cute le!!!

P@nda.... said...

Alpaca taste nice or not a?

amphibian sp. said...

they look cute n r they some kind of lamb?

m@tt'ĥëW said...

haha they r part of the camelid family. something like lama la