my all time favorite joke (lame)

JOKE 1:

in malaysia, there is this illegal 4D company. to be able to buy the 4D number that u want, u have to find the representative of this 4D company to do it.
so guy A is a representative for the company, and guy B wants to buy 4D number. but guy B couldn't decide wat 4numbers to buy, so guy A told him that guyA's mother is buying the number 1658. so as guy B was still deciding which number to buy, guy A got impatient:

guyA:
oi! 你要买什么字啊???
(oi!wat number do u wanna buy??)

guy B think for a while, then decided and said:
我要跟你老母的字买
(meant: i wanna buy your mother's number)
(sounded in chinese: i wanna fuXX your mother's cibaX)

guyA:
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JOKE 2:

(in cantonese)
waiter: 你要食什么粥？

costumer: 你有什么好食的粥？

waiter: 皮蛋粥，瘦肉粥，元宝蜡烛

costumer: ........................

JOKE 3:
tausa bun, and bbq pork bun are male buns. lotus bun is a female bun

tausa and bbq pork bun like lotus bun, however lotus bun only like bbq pork bun. because of this tausa bun got so angry and dump bbq pork bun into the river, and KILLED bbq pork bun.

wakakakakakakakakakak i always laugh at this, bbq pork bun was dumped into the river, killed!!! KILLED!!!...... ahem..

joke4:
ah beng and ah lian are couples. however one day, ah beng decided to go to UK to studies, he wants to study his degree, master, phd, and watsoever for 10 years. so b4 he left, he bought a pair of ring for ah lian and himself. and he told ah lian, 10yrs later, when i come back and still see u wearing this ring, then i will take you as my wife. ah lian agreed.

so ah beng left, and time passes fast. 10 yrs later, ah beng came back, called ah lian to meet at this park.

so they came to this park, they see each other, both still with their ring on. but they didn't wanted to go up to each other and talk. they just kept walking in rounds and ignoring each other. at last ah lian kenot take it anymore, she got so fed up, she took the ring out her finger, and threw it into the river and walked away.......

ah beng didn't felt any sad, infact he was a bit happy. after 10 yrs, his taste has change from a ah lien to a jessica alba. so he bassically was just happy tat ah lien had left.

well since ah beng was in the park, he dicided to go fishing by the river... and as he was fishing, suddenly, he got something, he can feel the weight on his fishing line. to his excite, he pulled the rod out, and to his surprise... do u know wat he got? a fish?? ah liens ring???? a boot????
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no it was the bbq pork bun (from joke 3)



i hope it lames up your day........