the smell of death

this blog is mainly bitching about anatomy (again), so u can skip if you are not interested.....

ok firstly, i spend 7 hours in the uni musuem today just feaking looking at all the x rays
exam is on monday, and it feels like i'm going to die on monday. u can feel death slowly creeping near, it sends chill down your spines, and make u sleepless for nights, then when u think u had everything under control it turns out NOT. there are always twists and turns in every yrs paper, it always makes u helpless and hopeless in the examination hall.....

what's worse is the prac exam. rotating from stations to stations every 2 minutes can give u enuf stress.... and when the person opposite you who shares the same station is more distractive then the dead or chopped specimen on the table, u know that for that station U R GONE! well why mind about other ppl's bussiness??? coz they are distractive... as simple as that......

does anyone thinks that i should spend my time studying anatomy rather than bitching about it?

the truth is, if i dun bitch, i'm going to be even dead.... b4 the exam.....

ANATOMY MAKES LIFE MISSERABLE!!!

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i'm so sick of ken richardson's notes i feel like burning my books......

spot the difference

before......















after..........














present........















i'll pay you a million $ if you can spot the difference........

PMS

i've got the Pre-exaM Stress (PMS) now

clinical signs includes:
- stress
- sleeping disorder - sleeping stime screwed from 4am till 1pm
- increase in appetite - especially during 12-4am
- lack of concentration - especially during sleeping
- wierd dreams - like dreaming of soaking rats in water, pekingese tat do not look like a pekingese,
- increase fatigue- gets sleepy easily
- decrease body temperature
- anotomicaly occupied thinking
- showering during 12-3am
- stress
- buble tea craving
- stress again
- 2nd degree mind block
- 1st degree cock talk
- random sudden movement similar to that of tourrete syndrome (watever the spelling is)
- lack of time
- stress
- stress
- oh did i mention stress....?

anyone got cure or any medicine for this?

big brother house

i'm soooo addictted to big brother recently, no matter how lame it is.....

big brother is a reality tv show in australia where they get like 20 ppl and make them stay in the "big brother house" for some time. and every week, the housemates will nominate ppl to be evicted by the viewers (us) in front of the tv, and we do so by sms-ing the names of the housemates we would like out of the house. so the last one left will win the game with the prize of one million AUS$. its just as simple as tat, the housemates stays in the house, and they live their lifes normally inside the house waiting for everyone else to leave and be the winner!! the only different thing is that they are monitored 24/7, even when they are showering or masturbating (ps: yes the tv do shows, but only during 'adults only')

and sooooo, they nominate housemates by giving eviction points. they must nominate a 2 points and a 1 point eviction point to two of their other housemates respectively. and housemates with eveiction point more than 4 points will be up for sms eviction.

now, BACK TO MY POINT......
right now i really beh syok one of MY housemates......... sigh i dun wan to mention his name and why, BUT i reallllllly hope it could be like big brother and so......:

"big brother, for two points eviction point i nominate to XXXXXX coz he is such an inconvinient in the house"

"for one points eviction point i nominate to XXXXXX as well coz he is to damn annoying and noisy.... that is all"

then next sunday will come and the host of big brother will be on tv saying:
"its time to go.......................................................XXXXXX"

YESSSSSS!!!! THEN I'LL HAVE MY PEACE IN THE HOUSE!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH





well i know its dumb, but it couldn't be help!!

小插曲 - interlude 4

6月5日，星期一，冷夜。


请为我献上向日葵好吗？


我喜欢它的骄傲，
我喜欢它壮大粗劣，
我喜欢它的耀色，
更喜欢它的固执。
朝阳也好，夜月也好
它是个永不底头的家伙，
只会永远朝着阳光 勇敢生存培养。

you lost WHAT??

my sis sms me and told me that fluffy is LOST!!

fluffy is one of our dogs at home, we had her since she was born!! her mother gave birth to her in our house and she was part of the family since then

when i recieve that sms i was like wtf???? how can you lose the whole dog?? according to my mum when they left to work she was still there, but when they came home she isn't there anymore....

well theyhad searched for her for two days already, everywhere around our neighbourhood even underneath long kang... but still no luck!!

sigh they say dogs will know how to find their way home, if they dun, it may be they are too dumb, or they just simply can't come back.... and i fear the latter........ i hope she is still fine and healthy, in penang animal hit and run cases always happen, i just hope she is fine right now.......

what's making me feel worse is that when my dad ask fluffy's mum where fluffy is, she just cried and howl......... i really hope she is doing fine now!!!!! T_T

vets and engineers!!!

it all happens during the night at 11.51pm when ME (Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt ) and DANIEL LEE (木子。王韦士心) started talking about our winter break.....

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

u can slowly catch up with her during hte hols lah... i cant catch up with u guys d by going back to penang... also sien in a way

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

ISSSSSH

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

U go back penang T_T

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

nvm

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

i go play with the cows and alpacas

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hahha... gud luck massaging breasts

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

squeezing nipples

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

noooo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

you so ulu mer??

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

now is use machine

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

u wake up 4am

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

put the machine

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

and operate it

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

better still... use dildo on breast

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

dildo and breast????

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

but still congrats u will b the first guy to touch naked breast among us heheheh

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

so far i know is dildo and virgina or dildo and ass hole ok??

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=.===========

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

stresssssssssssssssssss

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

how i noe vets ah.. they so super ultra special one

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

mayb can use dildo on breast one....

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

daniel,,,,, haven't see you so ong

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

u've gotten sicker!!

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

u sickening biatch!!

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

wert?? i am juz giving my thoughts of wat a vet is like in my mind

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

its you tat make everyone else missunderstood vets

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

vets r about lov~~~

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

cmon... i make u all so special... shud thank me lo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

carresing animal bodies~~~

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

yea lah... vets about love.. so is breast n dildo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

and saving them with palpation

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

so vats = breasts and dildos

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

vets*

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

wat about engineers???

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

we invent dildoes for u

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

the make dildo and fake breast?

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

lol

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

great mind thinks a like

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

u go use as much as u want

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hahahaa

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

sooo mr anjingliar

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

perverted minds think alike u mean

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

if you wanna make a dildo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

who's would u use to make a mould?

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

yourselfs?

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hmm... seeing my customers r vets probably a cow lah duh

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

LO

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

true also

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

if use yours wan ah

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

as thin as a hair

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

cheh... as an engineer i can mechanically enhance it

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

ooooh evewn yourself as well??

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hair size or not is not my problem

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hehehehe... behold the greatness of engineers

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

yeah but it is our problem

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

such selfish occupation

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

at least you have to make the cows feel good

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

o tat is easy

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

i juz make a mold out of an elephants... no matter wat comfirm feel good also

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

do you know elephant dick is the smallest?? compare to its size to body weight

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

but still its the biggest thing ard on land man

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

hmmmm not soo true

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

a blue whales dick is larger

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

i said on LAND mr vet

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=/=

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

see u so special.....

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

then y not use something more bigger like a whales???

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

bcoz it will probably kill the animal in the process n all the farmers will sue me

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=.=

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

its sooooo lame

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

wei its logical loo... if all the animals die while u vets or sick farmers try to hv sum fun i mah pok kai

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

wat u mean to have some fun????

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

its for production ok??

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

to make the cow feels good for lactation

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

feel more good = more milk

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

so whenever u drink milk

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

remember the hard work of a cow

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

yea yea yea.. n if the farmers or vets feel good that also means healthier cows.. n healthier cows produce more milk... so ultimately vets hv to feel good... so the dildo muz b good too

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

but the dildon dun make the vets feel good ok???

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

its the cow tat feels good....... =.=

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

depends on how u wear it mah

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

or use shud b the correct term

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

if a vet or farmer wants to feel good and also make the cow feel good, why dun they just use theirs????

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

bcoz theirs too small

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

so its because farmers and vets dun want to fell good, then only we need your dildo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=.=

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

need a adaptor... which is the elephant dildo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

WTF.......

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

sickening anjing liar

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

shit.... enuff enuff.. i really laugh until beh tong d

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

lol ME TOO

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

u know wat

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

i;m gonna pose this on my blog

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

and make it like the kennysia thingy

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

WAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAK

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

SHIT.....

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

tat means i hv to name the dildo

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

lol

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

NAME IT NOW!

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

dildosaurus elephanus peniosis von obi wan kenobicus

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=.= can u come up with something better???

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

at least half of that name is from somewhere we know

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hahaha chin gy.. cant think bout dick now... hungry

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

=.=

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

eeeeh...... u think about dick.... and then you become hungry

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

tsk tsk tsk

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

shit lah... u talk bout farm here farm there which reminds me of my chicken soup outside

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

LOL

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

really hungry now leh... so i will not name my divine dildo yet

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

okokok

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

i'm gonna post this first

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

when u come up with the name

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

let me know

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

hahaha... will do

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

kk gonna go eat

木子。王韦士心 - grape sticks.... -__-" says:

cya lah!

Mäd d0gzZ aNd M@tt -- where are you fluffy????!! T_T -- says:

cya

disclaimer: the above is just a cock talking session, which is NOT TRUE. farmers, vets and engineers pls do not attempt to try it.